Handbook, err, fic rec

[layne67]

If you've ever wondered or got confused with the many demons and their differently coloured corneas, wonder no more. bellatemple has made it easy for you to understand who's who in the hierarchy of hell. One look is all it takes to see where Lilith or Azazel was, or whatever demon you're interested in, and most importantly it tells you where Dean was in the hellish scheme of things before Castiel dragged him out.



Yup, there he was -
DEAN WINCHESTER
Recruited by/Supervisor: ALASTAIR
Division: STAGE ONE EXCRUCIATING TORTURES
Position: APPRENTICE TORTURER
Eye color grade: CLEAR
Rack #: 677

Read the rest of bellatemple's insanely hilarious and clever 'Hell : Handbook and Policies' here!

And oh, Sauron would be right at home with the rest of the deal-making demons *nods*

Comments

[munibunny.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's a handy guide to have... :D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

And Dean's rise in hell would have been meteoric if Castiel hadn't intervened there. Who knows, he might even be the CEO himself! *g*

[evening-spirit.livejournal.com]

Okay, so how does she know Dean's eyes were clear? :)

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Hey, of course they're clear. He's Dean!

Uhm, are you actually thinking that Dean actually has been turned into a demon? But Castiel would know, wouldn't he? Oh no, now you've got me worried ...

[ala-tariel.livejournal.com]

Demonic Resources, Recruitment, and Special Projects
AZAZEL POSITION CURRENTLY OPEN

Hahahahahahahaha
*wipes tears*

[layne67.livejournal.com]

That woman writes some of the best cracks ever! Now I wish she'd write how Castiel managed to get Dean out of there, maybe Bourne-style!

[ala-tariel.livejournal.com]

I haven't read the other parts yet. The chart alone is enough to crack me up.
Ah, Bourne crossover will be great.

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Hmm. Is it possible that Sam is supposed to replace Azazel? :)

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

That is AWESOME! Thanks for the post-up, and the link to the rest! \o/

[layne67.livejournal.com]

It certainly does look that way. He already has the yellow glint, he was hand-picked by Azazel himself, that position is vacant, and look how close it is to the position of Lucifer! No wonder Lilith wants him terminated. Maybe Dean would want his old position back if he has his brother in high places?

[layne67.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! Have you read her 'Death and Taxes'? That one is even MORE hilarious!

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

I have-- that one killed me so much that I forwarded it to my husband. :D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

And I got my accountant friend to read it. Is your hubby an accountant? :)

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

No, he's a lawyer. But I'd already sent him her crackFic on the court proceedings.

Between her creations and missyjack's Memos From Hell series, the fandom has its bases covered well! :D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Oh I haven't read Memos yet, that needs to be rectified right now! Do you happen to have the link to it?

[halfshellvenus.livejournal.com]

Try here (http://missyjack.livejournal.com/73754.html). I highly recommend the "Special Hell Crack" and the "Missyjack Magazines." :D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! Oh my, she has lots and lots of cracks! I just saw her Mpreg mag LOL