Can't resist!

[layne67]

Gacked from claudia603 : Take a drabble and put it through a translator service and then translate it back. I went from English to French and then from French to English.

I apologize in advance to the people of France. I wanted to do Spanish but I don't want sophinisba to defriend me :P

From my J2 PWP here. What? I hid it, didn't I?

Jared claqué Jensen against the wall, both shaking which they could be hardly held. It leaned to the bottom and embraced hard, licking and sharp-edged Jensen until it tasted blood. Jensen haleté in pain but it took it. It took it as it took very that Jared gave him, giving behind as good as it obtained. "insert," it marmonné against the mouth of Jared, trying to push Jared towards daybed in the bottom of page. But Jared was like a had man. It sucked and bit in bottom of the trunk of Jensen, tearing in addition to shirt of bellow Jensen while it went downwards on him, of its navel, tearing in addition to its boxers and burying his face in the hair of course there, inhaling musky Jensen, male perfume deeply. Jensen was forsaken against the onslought, and it drew in its breath abruptly when Jared swallowed in entirety in a movement without clash. It did not last a long time, could not last a long time, coming hard in the back from the throat from Jared, feeling the swallow of Jared around him. Jared pushed by Jensen in addition to to him and pushed him downwards on the floor, the belt of Jared débouclant with hands of tremor. "kay," Jared handled the beater in addition to Jensen' shands slightly. ", you kiss incited me to come in my trousers, type." Jensen blew and put its head downwards on the trunk of Jared, breaths slowing down while it grimaçait. Hell ouais, it liked it that it could do that in Jared. Although it suspecté which this evening would be time of refunding. Not that it was occupied. Not, at all. There were blows with the door of the "types, you are necessary behind on the unit. Recovery."

Comments

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

My oh, my. That's wild.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. It's not often that I laugh at my own posts but I can't stop giggling at that.

[aprilkat.livejournal.com]

So funny. That last line is great (well, two lines).

[layne67.livejournal.com]

LOL yeah the "blows on the door" and the "refunding" are priceless.

Merci, Madam! :)

[kishuku.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Recover indeed. I need a moment after that.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I'm still grinning like a loon here. Try it yourself with Babel.

[montmorency.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO!!!! I'm serious, that is PRICELESS!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

It was fun! I had a good laugh this morning from similar posts on my flist.

inhaling musky Jensen, male perfume deeply

That's a good one, isn't it? :DD

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

Gosh, it really sounds like a technical text.

Insert
types
the unit
recovery

Bwahahahahahahaha

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I wanted to do one in Bahasa but there's no option for that at Babel.

Yeah, it's pretty funny isn't it?

Jared handled the beater in addition to Jensen' shands

LOL

[arabia764.livejournal.com]

Oh that's just... that's just... that's plain odd!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the power of direct translation :)

And hey, it'supposed to be funny!

*pinches*

[sophinisba]

Ah ha ha ha ha "insert", that's awesome. And I would never defriend you, silly.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

N-awww ...

*clings and clings clings*

You know, I was thinking that maybe some people might get offended by this. Which is why I chose French, I don't have any French people on my flist!

Would have done it in my own language but they don't have that option at Babelfish.

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

*giggles* woah, baby! That is monster ;)

[layne67.livejournal.com]

*grins*

You speak French, don't you, Wyn?

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

mmmm a little. :)

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Je vous adore ♥