Sam's revenge
Sep. 26th, 2007 08:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
layne67Because I could so totally see Sam, with his bitchy face on, putting this ad in the papers. Dean probably had left his computer hanging at AsianBustyBeauties.com. Again.
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Would be wonderful if someone could write a fic, ficlet, drabble, anything, on what Dean would say when he saw this ad.
And, oh, here'soselle's 101 on why you should watch Supernatural. Or rather, Dean Winchester.
Originally posted by
jadeadore at dean_samWould be wonderful if someone could write a fic, ficlet, drabble, anything, on what Dean would say when he saw this ad.
And, oh, here's
oselle's 101 on why you should watch Supernatural. Or rather, Dean Winchester.
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Date: 2007-09-26 12:39 pm (UTC)I wish every fan should have one Impala
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Date: 2007-09-26 01:57 pm (UTC)Can't wait for the next intstallments!
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Date: 2007-09-27 12:37 pm (UTC)The next instalment should be up this weekend. You get to find out what happens when Sam catches up with Katherine.
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Date: 2007-09-26 01:35 pm (UTC)If someone called Dean answers hang up immediately. *sporfle*
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Date: 2007-09-26 02:17 pm (UTC)You got yourself a wee!Dean icon!
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Date: 2007-09-26 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-26 03:44 pm (UTC)~~~
“You hungry? Do you want me to go find something to eat?”
There was no answer. Sam frowned.
“Dean?”
Nothing.
“Hey, Dean.”
Sam had to strain to catch some mumbles.
“What?”
“I said, what, you’re rich now? You got some more money added into that hideous, washed out, leather wallet of yours?
“What?” Sam thought some demons had had their way into his big brother. “What are you talking about?”
“Or maybe that $25 is not low enough for you, huh? You want to go lower?”
“Dean…”
Dean turned around and slammed some folded newspaper onto Sam’s bed so hard Sam literally jumped.
“Tell me if you hate me and the Impala that much, Sam! You didn’t have to go around telling people how much you do.”
Dean grabbed his jacket and stormed out of the door; Sam winced even before it was banged shut. His face was contorted as if in a physical pain as he picked the newspaper. He never thought Dean would be that furious.
“I called you charm, didn’t you see that,” muttered Sam forlornly. “Don’t ever think that part was a mistake.”
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Date: 2007-09-26 09:21 pm (UTC)Poor Dean, he can't take a joke where his baby is concerned. Now he'd be sulking for days, or weeks even. Sam would have to give the Impala a wash, a wax and vacuum its interior, if Dean allows him to be anywhere near it, of course :DD
Thank you, Shinta. You made my day, waking up for my sahur and finding this ♥
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:51 am (UTC)Anytime, dear. But... what are you doing checking the internet during/after sahur? I'd rather sleep. :P
*hugs*
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Date: 2007-09-27 02:00 am (UTC)Couldn't eat much anyway.
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Date: 2007-09-26 09:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-27 01:54 am (UTC)♥ you too, and now I'll go to your ficlet!
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Date: 2007-10-02 11:09 pm (UTC)*bites nails*
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:44 am (UTC):D
Thank you!
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Date: 2007-10-02 07:07 am (UTC)Now I want to see what you wrote. :D
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Date: 2007-10-02 07:27 am (UTC)Hee, I'm nervous!
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Date: 2007-10-02 07:35 am (UTC)Aduh, mau liat... :D
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Date: 2007-09-26 11:29 pm (UTC)Yes, everybody write one. :-)
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Date: 2007-09-26 11:30 pm (UTC)What Dean Said After Finding THE AD According to a Witness
Date: 2007-09-26 09:47 pm (UTC)Suddenly a long, tall streak went flying by him out of the room two doors down. It went by so fast it took half a second before his brain registered that it was a boy with brown shaggy hair running like a blue streak. He was shirtless and shoeless, but Harry saw he was laughing so hard he was surprised he could run like that.
As the boy fled to the far end of the motel parking lot, Harry suddenly heard a string of cursing the likes of which he hadn't encountered since his stint in the Navy. The utterer of the seemingly unending line of profanity suddenly flew out of the same hotel room the shirtless boy had sprung out and began running in the same direction, curses flying. His hair was shorter and lighter, and he carried a cell phone in his hand that was ringing insistently.
"YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH OF A BROTHER!!! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU!!! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOUR PANSY ASS INTO NEXT WEEK!!!! YOU COCKSUCKIN' SON OF A..."
And on and on the verbal onslaught continued, and Harry looked ahead and saw the first boy still laughing but now zig-zagging in an attempt to evade the second one who was closing fast. Now that's entertainment, Harry thought, and he mentally made a bet on whether the second one would catch the first. The second one had shoes, but the first one had awfully long legs. This could take a while, Harry thought with a smile.
~end~
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Date: 2007-09-26 09:59 pm (UTC)Thank you, Chloe. And hey, you write very well. Do you have anything that you've written?
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Date: 2007-09-26 11:39 pm (UTC)Glad it gave you a chuckle. I figure if it wasn't for the network censors on the CW, Dean would most definitely curse like a sailor. It's kinda funny since in real life, Jared is the one that curses like a sailor while Jensen is much more reserved. :-D
This is the first thing I've ever attempted for SPN. I've written a few things in LOTR: a Merry/Pippin smut PWP, an Elrond/Erestor angst/smut fic, a silly Erestor/Glorfindel Halloween themed ficlet, a Legolas/Young!Aragorn pre-Quest h/c and angst with smut fic, and a very evil Frodo torture fic that is a "missing chapter" from aelfigu's "Ring Around the Merry" epic.. Don't know if you read LOTR, so I'll give you links if you want to see any of them.
And one more thing...you're sweet. :-D
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Date: 2007-09-27 12:02 am (UTC)I'd love to read your LOTR fics!
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Date: 2007-09-27 12:36 am (UTC)My Erestor/Elrond and Legolas/Aragorn fics are here. My Merry/Pippin smut called "Dream a Dream of Me" is here. "Autumn Mischief" with Erestor/Glorfindel is here. The "Ring Around the Merry" evil additional Frodo sexual torture scene has disappeared from aelfgifu's website. Guess it was that bad! *cackle* I'm not nearly as prolific as you are!
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:35 am (UTC)I've bookmarked your M/P and L/A but I'm not sure who Erestor is. No Elrohir/Eladan, eh?
My favourite Frodo-wakes-up-in-Cormallen fic is the one written by
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:03 pm (UTC)Erestor is an elf of Imladris who is an advisor to Elrond. He's in the book very briefly at the Council of Elrond, and we get only a screenshot of him in the movie. Oddly enough, he's become probably the most written about elf in LOTR fanfiction, I guess because so little is known about him.
I love Elladan/Elrohir slash!!! Haven't written any yet though. ;-)
Yes! I read All That I Had a long time ago, I think! Great fic.
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Date: 2007-09-27 02:03 am (UTC)What!! How could that happen? :(
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Date: 2007-09-27 02:06 am (UTC)*hugs you both*
:D
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Date: 2007-09-27 12:58 pm (UTC)No, I'm not. But you are ultra-sweet to say that. *kiss kiss kiss*
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:58 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:09 pm (UTC)I told layne that it's funny how in real life Jared is the one who curses like a sailor and Jensen is actually more reserved. :-D
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Date: 2007-10-02 10:29 pm (UTC)Re: What Dean Said After Finding THE AD According to a Witness
Date: 2007-10-02 11:12 pm (UTC):DD