hiccups and rectal massages

[layne67]

omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?

*is still laughing*

ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!

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[layne67.livejournal.com]

And he won the Ig Noble Peace prize for it!

The 2006 Ornithology Ig Nobel Prize went to a scientist who studied why woodpeckers do not get headaches, while the Medicine Prize was awarded to Francis Fesmire for his discovery that "digital rectal massage" is a sure cure for the hiccups. The recipient accepted his award wearing one latex glove. The real Nobel laureates in attendance waved at him with foam fingers. A demonstration of the invention was stopped just short of indecency.

"I someday really wish to be recognized for my work in cardiac research, but my son told me to look on the bright side. It's sort of like winning a Darwin Award, but you don't have to die to win," Fesmire said.

[i-o-r-h-a-e-l.livejournal.com]

What an invention! :D