hiccups and rectal massages

[layne67]

omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?

*is still laughing*

ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!

Comments

[montmorency.livejournal.com]

How in the name of all that's holy did you ever come across such an article?

0_0

[ex-absolutef238.livejournal.com]

hee. that person won a nobel prize for this!

[annwyn55.livejournal.com]

Gosh - the things you doctors come across!

I'm sure I've read fics that used sex to cure hiccups - without any medical basis, I might add. :) There was a Domlijah and a Dombilly, but I've forgotten where I read them.

[lisabellex.livejournal.com]

Jeepers. And it's not a spoof article??

:D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

From someone on my flist.

You didn't think I googled 'Benefits of rectal massage' now, did you?

;DD

[layne67.livejournal.com]

He should!

:DD

[layne67.livejournal.com]

There are always new things to learn each day, hee hee.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

It's legit. After all hiccups are said to be overstimulation of the diaphragm, so you just overstimulate him somewhere else *g*

[wynterhawk.livejournal.com]

oh my goodness. that's too much :)

[lbilover.livejournal.com]

LOL, that's pretty wild!

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

*cringes*

*imagines folks calling surgery consults for digital rectal massage*

[montmorency.livejournal.com]

You didn't think I googled 'Benefits of rectal massage' now, did you?

Well, yeah... I did. :P

<3

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

LOL... does it hafta be digital? Zeke's fingers are probably exquisite, but prolly don't have any mechanical-digital enhancements.
Though he could be a bionic man.
Oh wow, I need to shush.

[lisabellex.livejournal.com]

Wow. I wonder how much stimulation is required...? Like, a quick poke or deep, prolonged massage?

Hehe. I think this demands further research and investigation.

:D

[melyanna-65.livejournal.com]

Oh my, I'm speechless ... and several dirty situations are running in my mind, just right now!

I can see more slash fics coming ...

*gulps*

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

*giggles insanely*

:D

I can just PICTURE Aragorn giving Frodo a massage such as that, lol, especially on quest where we can't have Frodo hiccupping and making noise in a place like...Moria! :D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

omg I did just that ( googling for the benefits, not the massaging ) and look at what I found :D

http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-6123388.html?part=rss&tag=6123388&subj=news

[layne67.livejournal.com]

The Ig Noble Peace Price, wasn't it? First time I heard of that Noble Prize.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

And he won a this (http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-6123388.html?part=rss&tag=6123388&subj=news) for that discovery :DD

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Write it please! Oh I can so see Casey doing it on Zeke ( or vice versa ). btw, the good doc won a noble prize (http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-6123388.html?part=rss&tag=6123388&subj=news), kind of, for that :D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

brings the massage to a grand new height, doesn't it? *g*

[layne67.livejournal.com]

And a Noble Peace Prize (http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-6123388.html?part=rss&tag=6123388&subj=news) for him, no less :)

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Would you do it or would you just prescribe him drugs?

Would Serinde do it?

*pokes*

[surgicalsteel.livejournal.com]

Oh no. Nonononono. Will not write that. Nope. Nopity.

Maybe if the right bunny bites?

[layne67.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

*wipes tears*

Oh honey, you said the most priceless things sometimes.

Would there be a timer or something on Zeke's digitally enhanced fingers?