another sick drabble
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layne67My flist is full of these seriously hilarious drabbles today. I say bring them on! I've been laughing to myself like a mad woman today. Here's another.
Pairing : Darth Vader/R2D2
Rating : Sick
And I'm dedicating this to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
violettefemme
The Battle For The Iron
In the mothership, DarthVader kissed his iron. He had been busy with the iron for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dark cuddle or a lovesick massage from his lover R2D2.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his evil R2D2 appeared at the door, grinning hearbreakingly.
"Put down the iron," R2D2 said softly. "Unless you want me to kiss that iron on your thigh."
DarthVader put down the iron. He was horny. He had never seen R2D2 so wimpy before and it made him sick.
R2D2 picked up the iron, then withdrew a metal from his fist. "Don't be so horny," R2D2 said with a wimpy grimace. "A frog bit my finger this morning, and everything became shining. Now with this iron and this metal I can softly rule the world!"
DarthVader clutched his bright finger thoroughly. This was his lover, his evil R2D2, now staring at him with a wimpy fist.
"Fight it!" DarthVader shouted. "The frog just wants the iron for his own evil devices! He doesn't love you, not the dark way I do!"
DarthVader could see R2D2 trembling thoroughly. DarthVader reached out his thigh and touched R2D2's fist softly. He was evil, so evil, but he knew only his bright love for R2D2 would break the frog's spell.
Sure enough, R2D2 dropped the iron with a thunk. "Oh, DarthVader," he squealed. "I'm so dark, can you ever forgive me?"
But DarthVader had already moved in the mothership. Like a fire that burns bright and hot after it is poured with kerosene, he pressed his thigh into R2D2's fist. And as they fell together in a shining fit of love, the iron lay on the floor, sick and forgotten.
Pairing : Darth Vader/R2D2
Rating : Sick
And I'm dedicating this to
violettefemmeThe Battle For The Iron
In the mothership, DarthVader kissed his iron. He had been busy with the iron for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dark cuddle or a lovesick massage from his lover R2D2.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his evil R2D2 appeared at the door, grinning hearbreakingly.
"Put down the iron," R2D2 said softly. "Unless you want me to kiss that iron on your thigh."
DarthVader put down the iron. He was horny. He had never seen R2D2 so wimpy before and it made him sick.
R2D2 picked up the iron, then withdrew a metal from his fist. "Don't be so horny," R2D2 said with a wimpy grimace. "A frog bit my finger this morning, and everything became shining. Now with this iron and this metal I can softly rule the world!"
DarthVader clutched his bright finger thoroughly. This was his lover, his evil R2D2, now staring at him with a wimpy fist.
"Fight it!" DarthVader shouted. "The frog just wants the iron for his own evil devices! He doesn't love you, not the dark way I do!"
DarthVader could see R2D2 trembling thoroughly. DarthVader reached out his thigh and touched R2D2's fist softly. He was evil, so evil, but he knew only his bright love for R2D2 would break the frog's spell.
Sure enough, R2D2 dropped the iron with a thunk. "Oh, DarthVader," he squealed. "I'm so dark, can you ever forgive me?"
But DarthVader had already moved in the mothership. Like a fire that burns bright and hot after it is poured with kerosene, he pressed his thigh into R2D2's fist. And as they fell together in a shining fit of love, the iron lay on the floor, sick and forgotten.
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Date: 2005-07-13 06:37 pm (UTC)*Cackles madly*
I LOVE IT!!!!
He had never seen R2D2 so wimpy before and it made him sick.
Heh heh
This drabble-matic is the best thing that has hit my friends list since... I dunno... It's pretty freaking great though!
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Date: 2005-07-13 11:00 pm (UTC)I found out that they repeat the same ones after a while!
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Date: 2005-07-13 11:06 pm (UTC)