It's heart-stopping I tell you.

[layne67]

If you have to choose one, just one scene from 4.18 which made you go oooooooooohhh, which one would it be?

The boys in long, FBI overcoats!!! They never wore those before, and oh my, when they first walked into that bookstore *FAINTS*


The overcoats really emphasized their broad shoulders, Sam especially, and they looked even more manly and gorgeous, not that they didn't before, but this ... GUH


And of course they made me think of my favourite ( real ) FBI agents. This. How I wish they'd run around with their coats flapping around them ala Mulder and Scully!


Did I say one? Because this, omg, this one came a very close second. Because Dean reading! On the bed! On his side with his legs carefully crossed! From the look of it, I bet that was the part when he was having sex with Cassie. Was it this part when he said something about frontal nudity? Omg I was so thinking that they were refering to those manips at that time.


SPN caps by oxoniensis here.

Now do tell me what's your one favourite, heart-stopping, drool-inducing moment :)

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[layne67.livejournal.com]

Omg just imagine them doing this when John was still alive and he caught them reading and discussing those stories!!

John would have a heart-attack :))

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

And it would be all John's fault, too, for not paying enough attention to what he was bringing home for them to read! (Like these books are so much worse than teaching them to use deadly weapons, or in Sam's case, not teaching him, which might have been worse).

"But Dad, you gave me this book, so I figured it must be educational."

"Sam, that's not an excuse!"

"But Dad, this is a better sex ed lesson than you ever gave either of us -- uh..."

"Dean, go to your room!"

"Yessir."

"But Daaaaad,"

"Sam! Shut up and go to your room."

"...'kay."

John has momentarily forgotten the boys share a room, so it's all good.

Now, let's say Uncle Bobby catches 19 year-old Dean and 15-year-old Sam, sitting in one of the old junkers, reading aloud to each other and feeling each other up while doing so...

As soon as he recovered from the near heart attack, he'd reach in the car, grab whichever was closest by the scruff of the neck (er, t-shirt) and yank them out of the car. And take the book away and replace it with something more appropriate, like an 18th century text on banishing unclean spirits...and have them practice THAT on each other till he was sure they weren't possessed. He's promise to never tell John what he caught them doing, if they'll do all those little tasks around the house he never has time to do...for the next three visits. The boys would be grateful, and fascinated by the new book.

Next visit, Bobby would have found some lighter reading fare for Sam, like some of the Hardy Boys books, and maybe some Zane Grey Westerns for Dean.

Of course, it wouldn't stop the boys from looking for hot romances whenever they could, but they'd never, ever read them again at Bobby's!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Oh Shari!

*is laughing hysterically*

That is so GOOD!!!!! Bobby's way was so much better than poor John's, but then John was the father, so I supposed he'd feel "more" and maybe he couldn't think clearly when it came to his sons whereas Bobby was more of an outsider.

I wonder what Pastor Jim would do if it was him ...

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

The one and only time Pastor Jim caught them, they had found a book left by one of the ladies who cleaned the church. It really didn't look like the kind of thing that belonged in a church, so they were only trying to help by removing it.

They might not have been caught at all if they weren't laughing so hysterically at a particularly unlikely scene. Dean had has hand down Sam's pants, and Sam was kissing Dean's neck, more like biting it, really.

"What in God's name --"

"Shit! I mean, shoot!"

"Sorry, Pastor Jim!"

"Sorry for what? That you got caught?"

"No, um, it's not what it looks like!"

"Fine." Pastor Jim crossed his arms over his chest. "Tell me what it actually is, then, Sam."

Sam was always quick on his feet, wits-wise.

"We were just playing!" At a jab in the ribs from Dean's elbow, he hastened to add, "Just wrestling, you know?"

"Wrestling."

Sam had no idea how Jim could convey such disdain in a single word.

"Yeah, we --"

"And how did your jeans get opened? And why was Dean's hand -- yes, Dean, I saw you!"

"No, sir," Dean argued, as respectfully as he could. They were *so* screwed. "I was, uh, trying to zip him up again. He forgot to zip last time he went to the bath--"

"Did not!" Sam defended himself, momentarily forgetting the dire situation they were in.

Pastor Jim cleared his throat, attempting to get their attention.

"Boys, I think it's time you found some more appropriate reading materials. I'll tell Mrs. Ennis to be more careful about what she leaves behind." He took the book gingerly from Dean, and sighed as he glanced at the cover.

"I think it would be beneficial for you both to spend some quality time with books that would improve your minds, and your souls. For the rest of the summer, you're going to read the Bible, cover to cover. I'm going to quiz you every night, to see how far you've gotten. If you haven't finished it by the time you leave, I'll have to tell John what I saw, and let him deal with you."

Both boys knew, even better than Pastor Jim, what an extraordinarily bad idea this would be. Dad already knew too much about their reading habits.

"We're sorry, sir. We'll get started on the Bible right away! Um, got one around -- oh, yeah, thanks!"

Dean tried to look properly ashamed and grateful as Pastor Jim handed them each a worn, but quite complete copy, of the King James version of the Holy Bible.

"Start reading, boys. I'm going to ask you some questions tonight after dinner, and I expect you to be able to answer anything I ask from the Book of Genesis."

It seemed totally unfair to Dean, but still better than having Dad find out.

Dean resolved to be extremely careful about looking at the magazine that the janitor had left behind in the men's room. He was certain the man hadn't meant to leave it there, but finders keepers, losers weepers, right? He'd share it with Sammy as soon as they were certain Pastor Jim was gone in town for a few hours.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

I love this!! Hee hee, Pastor Jim was so earnest!!

You know what, I think you should write the 5-things fic, you know, and this one could be Five Times Sam and Dean were found out when they were reading uhm, unsuitable materials, and one time when they were NOT. You have John, Bobby and Pastor Jim. The other two could be, IDK, Ellen and Mary ( the latter would have to be AU of course! ).

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

Ha! Great idea!

Ellen, for sure.

The other...I know who it is, but it's a surprise. Thanks for the inspiration!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

CASTIEL!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

That was my first thought, but I may have come up with someone even better...

Cas would be very curious, of course, and would want Dean to explain it to him!

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Knowing Dean, I bet Castiel would end up with some hardcore skin mags!

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

"So, Dean, I think I understand now! Tab A goes into Slot B, right?"

"Uh....What have I created????"

[layne67.livejournal.com]

And I so could see Sam rolling his eyes and trying to get Castiel from being corrupted by his brother!

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, Sammy, show him some Internet porn. Maybe if he watches a movie he can figure it out better."

Castiel's brow wrinkled adorably. "There are movies about...sex?"

Sam put a hand over his own eyes and fell back on the bed. "I'm not here. I'm just a figment of your imagination."

"That...does not make sense."

"You're right!" Sam sat up, and pasted a grin on his face. "I'm going out to get us all some burgers and fries, okay? And while I'm gone, your new BFF Dean will tell you all about the birds and the bees."

"Burgers and fries, I think I understand. A type of food, isn't it? But what is a bee-eff-eff?"

Sam refrained from giving the type of response he would give to Dean. In fact, he kept his hands shoved deep in his pockets so he wouldn't give in to temptation. He was going to find the burger joint at the furthest end of town...no, the next town over. By the time he got back, surely it would all be over. Or maybe Lilith would show up, and put him out of his misery...

[layne67.livejournal.com]

LOL this just keeps getting better and better. I love this one best of all!

He was going to find the burger joint at the furthest end of town...no, the next town over. By the time he got back, surely it would all be over. Or maybe Lilith would show up, and put him out of his misery...

*cracks up*

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

Hee! This is fun, dude!