layne67

Dialogue ficlet, done for the

workshoppers's first challenge exercise :

Write a story using only dialogue. But the catch is that you have to change settings at least once in the story without confusing your audience. And this is a dialogue, not a monologue: There must be dialogue between at least two characters…although I suppose they do not have to hear each other, but they do have to be talking to one another, somehow.

This is the revised version.

Fandom: The Faculty
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Zeke/Casey
Disclaimer: Not for profit, no character rights

"Ouch! Stop that!"

"Gosh Casey, would you be quiet just for one second."

"Fucking enjoying yourself, aren’t you, you sadistic bastard."

"U-huh. Now, hold still."

"What do you think I’m doing? Dancing the cha-cha? And stop laughing!"

"Hey, it’s not my fault that you got yourself a hook right here."

"Whatever. Just get that damned thing off my butt. Like yesterday."

"I just hope this thing isn't barbed. Now, on three …"

"OWWW OWWW OWWW! You said on three, you fuck!"

"Whoa, got it! Almost an inch. Who needs a doctor when the Zekester is in the house, huh?"

"Shut up. I’m bleeding. DO something, will ya?. "

"I am! Now, where’s that goddamn gauze. Ah, here it is. I’m gonna spray this antiseptic on it. Take a deep breath. This is going to sting a little bit."

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"How do you feel, Case?"

"M’alright. Sleepy."

"That’s because of the painkillers. You okay down there?"

"Yeah. It’s throbbing a little. Nonono. NO. You are not going anywhere near my ass tonight. Oh!"

"Not even for this, huh?"

"Hmmmm… Mmmmmmm … go on."

"Nah, I’m not supposed to be down there, remember? And I guess that means my tongue, too. Go to sleep, Case."

"ZEKE!!!!"