hiccups and rectal massages

[layne67]

omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?

*is still laughing*

ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!

Comments

[lisabellex.livejournal.com]

Jeepers. And it's not a spoof article??

:D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

It's legit. After all hiccups are said to be overstimulation of the diaphragm, so you just overstimulate him somewhere else *g*

[lisabellex.livejournal.com]

Wow. I wonder how much stimulation is required...? Like, a quick poke or deep, prolonged massage?

Hehe. I think this demands further research and investigation.

:D

[layne67.livejournal.com]

Write it please! Oh I can so see Casey doing it on Zeke ( or vice versa ). btw, the good doc won a noble prize (http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-6123388.html?part=rss&tag=6123388&subj=news), kind of, for that :D

[lisabellex.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I saw that. Made me chuckle. As for the fic... you never know. Mebbee one day...

:D