hiccups and rectal massages

[layne67]

omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?

*is still laughing*

ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!

Comments

[montmorency.livejournal.com]

You didn't think I googled 'Benefits of rectal massage' now, did you?

Well, yeah... I did. :P

<3

[layne67.livejournal.com]

omg I did just that ( googling for the benefits, not the massaging ) and look at what I found :D

http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-6123388.html?part=rss&tag=6123388&subj=news