hiccups and rectal massages

[layne67]

omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?

*is still laughing*

ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!

Comments

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

LOL... does it hafta be digital? Zeke's fingers are probably exquisite, but prolly don't have any mechanical-digital enhancements.
Though he could be a bionic man.
Oh wow, I need to shush.

[layne67.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO

*wipes tears*

Oh honey, you said the most priceless things sometimes.

Would there be a timer or something on Zeke's digitally enhanced fingers?

[honeyandvinegar.livejournal.com]

Yes. It seeks out Casey's body temp and whatever else that calculates how long, ratio wise, it takes for him to orgasm. Therefore, Zeke's system is perfectly tuned to Casey's body. Yes.
Heeheehee. *commiserates*