hiccups and rectal massages

[layne67]

omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?

*is still laughing*

ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!

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[melyanna-65.livejournal.com]

Oh my, I'm speechless ... and several dirty situations are running in my mind, just right now!

I can see more slash fics coming ...

*gulps*

[layne67.livejournal.com]

So far, none :/

Write one! Frodo doing it on Sam. He knew about it from his many readings of the Elvish medical literatures.

*goes into another fit of giggles as she imagines elves doing it to each other, hiccuping in chorus*

:D