hiccups and rectal massages
Oct. 8th, 2006 12:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
layne67omg Can someone please, please write me an Orlijah based on this article? Or any other pairings for that matter. Please?
*is still laughing*
ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!
*is still laughing*
ETA Would be wonderful if there are more than one fics - Frodo/Aragorn ( glances at
claudia603 ), Casey/Zeke, Frodo/Sam, Viggo/Elijah and of course Orlijah!
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Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-09 10:14 pm (UTC)Orlando groaned softly again and held still with an effort, clenching hard on the pillow beneath him. His jeans were rucked in a soft pile around his legs, and he was bare from waist to knees. "Lij, i-it's not working, and God, but it's weird."
Elijah panted softly and dared another gentle flex of his fingers. "It's just been a few minutes, give it some time. I read that hiccups are just an over-stimulation of nerves, so maybe you just need to be more," he paused uncertainly, " ...stimulated?"
"Where the fuck did you re-read that at?"
"Same website that listed this as a certain cure."
Orlando swore volubly - or at least as articulately as was possible, given the flurry hitches his chest gave at that moment. He pushed himself up on all fours. "That's it, take them ou-" He sucked in a hard breath as his sudden switch in position drove an unprepared Elijah deeply inside him, until Elijah's fingers were sunk past the second knuckle and the thin web of his thumb was pressed tightly against Orlando's cleft. "Oh, shit," he whispered softly.
Elijah's nerves rattled against his skin and he made to ease back, murmuring frantic apologies.
"No, don't. Just ..." Orlando rocked experimentally forward. "Just hold sti-" He was thrust back by the flinch of another hiccup and the intimate nudge of Elijah's fingers sent bright spangles of sensation through his body.
His cock lifted sullenly from between his spread thighs. Another soft gasp of involuntarily drawn air jerked his body around Elijah's fingers and his heart knocked crazily against his ribcage.
"Orlando?" Soft and uncertain, "should I...?" Elijah once more slid his fingers back, unable to resist flexing slightly against the tensile strength around them.
Orlando shuddered. "Keep going," he gritted out, and dropped to his elbows.
Elijah flushed steadily as he worked his fingers, swallowing hard as he watched them slip into Orlando, then out again. Holding him open with thumb and fingers splayed on Orlando's ass cheek, while his fingers rotated steadily - massaging deep, then retreating.
Neither one noticed when Orlando's hiccups stopped, when his increasingly desperate gasps of air became a steady chant of moans and broken pleading; both were taken by surprise when he threw his head back and howled softly toward the ceiling, his come splattering his thighs and the bed.
One of Elijah's hands slipped from Orlando's ass to clutch the hard length of himself beneath his jeans. His wrist ached, his fingers felt numb, this wasn't what he'd expected to happen - but none of it mattered past the heat and throb beneath his hands. Both of his hands.
Orli's ass fluttered as Elijah gently withdrew his fingers. His face was buried in the covers, his long body still twitching. Elijah waiting several beats as he peeled off the glove and tossed it over the side of the bed. He was unable to keep from kneading the hard knot between his legs before venturing, "How's the hiccups?"
Orlando shuddered out a laugh before turning his face sideways on the bed, peering up with red-faced embarrassment at Elijah. "Cured, I think. Sorry about that, I didn't mean...I didn't expect..."
Elijah held up his hands, cheeks cherry and his pulse beating visibly in his throat. "Not a problem, dude. Just, you know, if I ever get a case of the incurable hic-" His eyes widened with surprise.
Orlando reached for the lube, looking pointedly at Elijah's crotch with a leering grin. "I've got just the cure for those."
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 12:05 am (UTC)*snogssnogssnogs*
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 12:49 am (UTC)Awesome job! Sweet and sexy and funny!
*adores*
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 03:08 am (UTC)Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 04:18 am (UTC)Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
:D
And now it's Orli's turn to heal.
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 06:44 am (UTC)Thank YOU for writing this.
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 08:06 am (UTC)Freakin' unbelievable, I'm just sayin'....
(Is it wrong that one of my fave parts was Viggo getting a lot of enjoyment out of trying to scare Orli?)
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 09:28 am (UTC)This line pwned my soul. XD
Loves it!
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-10 12:44 pm (UTC)I like how UNprurient you made it - kind of innocent up until nature takes its course. :)
Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-11 02:21 pm (UTC)I'm so glad someone wrote a fic to go with that award. :D:D:D And cute Orli/Elijah, at that. :D:D:D:D
I still think the House folk should have a go, as well. LOL!
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Date: 2006-10-11 02:24 pm (UTC)Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-11 04:37 pm (UTC)Re: :P
Date: 2006-10-22 08:44 pm (UTC)